Hello. If you hadn't noticed - my name is George

Posted: 05/01/2014

George Rowe to be precise.

This is my website. I have no idea what to do with it. If you're reading this, the chances are you know me. If you have any ideas as for what I can do with this please send me a message or talk to me with actual words.

I considered actually blogging and posting regular updates until I realised a few things:

  1. I don't have anything interesting to say
  2. No one reads this anyway
  3. No one actually cares
  4. It would probably be really retarded

Really though, I doubt I'll ever come up with a use for this. I haven't had a use for the last 4+ years of having a website, so nothing is going to change now. It's just fun making a functional website I guess.

Hey look - a test post

Posted: 14/10/2013

Edited: 05/01/2014

Yes, you are seeing this correctly.

After months of nothing, months of a horrible page complaining about Verdana, I have finally created something I like.

This is genuinely the first website I have created for myself that I actually like. Right now I can't see anything wrong with it, though that's not to say my mind won't change in a week. Don't take this as a sign of things to come though, I don't expect I'll even look at this site again for another six months, at which point I'll realise that this still exists and that I need to completely rebuild it again. Those links up there will probably never be active - I'm not sure what I'd even give you to download and I'm not sure why anyone would want to contact me.

Here's a very inspirational quote:

This quote will leave you inspired. - George "Inspirational" Rowe 05/01/2014

So here you are, at a dead end of the World Wide Web looking at a page which serves no purpose and never will. Your time has been wasted, and I am very happy that I was the one who wasted it for you.